Day 01

Meet & Greet
The day started out strong, most hung out having a drink or two, chatting and getting to know each other.

Except of course these two. Either these two don't belong in this *reality show* or they're just *curious*.

The first brave soul to make a move is #7 Juss Habinfunn, he scores points with a very well timed admire move.

Oh well, it was good while it lasted, #6 Juan Love distracts him with a pillow to the head as our Bachelorette watches helplessly.

Seeing an opening, #5 Jack Indabocks swoops in with his own well timed admire move.

Knowing she can't keep their attention for long, our Bachelorette must make a drastic and bold move.

Ah, our Bachelorette knows the way to a man's heart is through his chest... er, stomach. So she opens the buffet in hopes of some quality time.

First to the table are #2 Steel Urhart, #6 Juan Love and #4 Buddy Toall. Kudos to you boys, lets hope you can make up for some lost time. You three are already behind.

#2 Steel Urhart finishes up early having arrived at the table first. #5 Jack Indabocks again takes advantage of an opening and swoops in to take his seat.

Ah, yes, she has finally made some one on one contact. #6 Juan Love seems to be our Bachelorette's flavor of the moment, she has tried to get his attention most of the evening. It's good to see she has finally succeeded.

Night comes, followed by wee hours of the morning... each member of the household was sent to bed at approximately 2 am.

Day 02 >>

Day 02

First elimination:

Good morning gentlemen. I hope you all slept well. I see our Bachelorette is taking advantage of all of you... or rather having you all in one place. Lovely she is thinking of my favorite of the group. Keep it up Mary! Oh yes, I'm to be an impartial spectator, even though there are two that I really like and hope she picks. Zipping it now. Mary, why don't you go open the buffet for the guys. They would probably enjoy something to eat before today's activities.

I see Mary's current favorite #6 Juan Love has made it to the table in time for a prime spot along with the clever #5 Jack Indabocks. Not wasting any time there are you Mary?

Woah, down boy! #2 Steel Urhart is prancing around in his underwear which wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't quite so hairy! Anyone have a razor handy? While our Bachelorette may favor facial hair, I do not believe that extends to their back hair!

Okay, now honestly I'm not sure which is worse... #2's hairy back or #7 Juss Habinfunn's pajamas! I think I'm going blind... or its just wishful thinking on my part.

It's noon and time to take a look at the relationship numbers.

1. 41/26
2. 13/10
3. 21/21
4. 34/20
5. 31/17
6. 48/24
7. 27/19


First casualty-elimination is #2 Steel Urhart!Steel: What happened? I thought we were getting along okay.
Hmm, could it have been the hairy back?
Steel: Maybe, but that is pretty superficial don't you think? Heck she didn't even say good-bye!
Huh, good point... that is just rude, you deserve better than her Steel. Good luck to you.. oh your taxi is waiting! See you at the wedding!

Group Date - Hot Tub
Wait, only two made it to the tub? That is just not acceptable, lets try this again.

Ah, much better... so why is the other hot tub empty?

The others didn't even bother going upstairs and barely fussed when the stairway was crowded. I suppose they didn't take too kindly to the Bachelorette's indifference to #2 Steel Urhart's departure.

1 on 1 - Single Chat
Alright Mary, are you ready for this? Oh come on, you've been itching to talk with some of these guys and now is your chance. They can't ignore you this time.

Oh but the conversation can go badly. Hey that is not my fault! I did not tell you to discuss the environment with a fortune minded sim. He's all about big business, next time choose your subjects more wisely.

Ah a like minded sim there. This conversation had no negatives. Impressive. Shall we move on?

And it goes from great to bad, as did the majority of your conversations today. Ah well, there is always tomorrow.

Clever man this #3 Noel Edge. To make up for their not so great conversation he plays a little one on one pillow fighting to make amends.

And here is where we end today's events and give you all some privacy to take care of business, in a manner of speaking.

See you tomorrow!


Day 03 >>

Day 03

Feathers flying everywhere:

Good morning everyone... huh, what is it with you guys and the pillow fights? Every time I turn around someone is hitting someone else with a pillow.

On the other hand, keep up the good work. *ahem* Right, Mary we have a bit of flirting to do before noon.

What do you mean we don't have any pictures? Not one picture of a flirt this morning? Are we sure any flirting has even transpired?! Well bugger, now what? Okay fine... *hem hem*

We interrupt this program to bring you the following announcement:
Due to technical difficulties, we are unable to bring you any photographic proof of any alleged flirting that may or may not have happened this AM, suffice it to say each charm was accepted. Now back to the program already in progress...

It's noon and time once again to take a look at the relationship numbers.

1. 53/35
3. 73/31
4. 40/29
5. 52/28
6. 47/33
7. 38/28


Second casualty-elimination is #7 Juss Habinfunn!
Juss: A man, this sucks! I was just getting my groove on and then this happens.
What happened, Juss?
Juss: You didn't see? Oh right, I turned off the cam.. um, there was technical difficulties and uh..
I see... so what does this have to do with your elimination.
Juss: I was so busy with the cameras and pillow fights, I waited too long to focus on Mary.
Well at least she came to say good-bye to you.

Juss: That is true, she seemed happy to see me go. I'm not sure which is worse really.

Group Date - Hot Tub
And the lucky bachelors are #1 Hugh Dowery, #6 Juan Love and #3 Noel Edge. Enjoy your soak folks.

They may not be enjoying their conversation, but at least they're following the rules. Well done gentlemen, well done. Just for that, I will give you two first dibs at the chess tables next!

1 on 1 - Chess
Wow, can they read minds? I mean she is throwing some serious vibes out there. Someone catch them quick!

It was interesting to watch as each one finished their chess date with the Bachelorette, they did a bit of bowling.

The chess games went on so long that they didn't dawdle and each went to bed after the last one. Maybe an hour each was a bit too much. Ah live & learn, next time we will shoot for 30 minute rounds.

Day 04 >>

Day 4

Playing dress up:

Wow, you're stunning. What’s wrong? Oh don't be nervous, you are half way there. You'll be fine; don't let them see your fear. You need to flirt twice with each man before the eliminations at noon. Are you ready? That's my girl.

#3 Noel Edge is ready to accept your flirtatious behavior. I do believe we have our first crush, on both sides no less!

#1 Hugh Dowery, quite handsome in his suit and is very receptive to your advances. I saw his pink hearts, yes!

Not to be out done, your favorite #6 Juan Love is wowed by your advances. Odd, no pink hearts on either side, I thought you liked this guy…

Speaking of dashing men in suits, #5 Jack Indabocks is more than willing to share his pink hearts with you.

What is this? #4 Buddy Toall is tickling you? Oh you haven’t flirted yet, okay well get to flirting it’s almost noon.

Wow, what happened? They all just suddenly came up here? Wait, to the third floor… the floor no one goes to and suddenly they all want to be here. Girl you are better than we both hoped for!

Nice, I like this hair cut… why the change? Oh killing time behind a locked door. Yes, well a makeover is always good for calming the nerves.

Apparently I’m not the only one who thinks this is a good style for you. What in the… okay Jack seems to have picked up on your chess playing vibes.

It's noon and time once again to take a look at the relationship numbers.

1. 66/43
3. 100/42
4. 82/42
5. 83/41
6. 87/46

What? No, I demand a recount! I want a mulligan! I know this isn’t golf, but I really like… I know this isn’t about me and I know what the rules say, I told YOU about the rules… *sigh* life isn’t fair. Just hold him for me while I pull myself together.


Third casualty-elimination is #1 Hugh Dowery
Hugh: I blew it. She is absolutely gorgeous, I have 2 bolts for her and I blew it.
But why Hugh, what went wrong?
Hugh: In group situations we did wonderful, as long as we didn’t associate just one on one, we were fine. Every time I opened my mouth we argued about environmental issues, she is such a tree hugger!
I’ll miss you Hugh.
Hugh: Um, right… take care, I need to go in and say my good-byes

Freeze! Hold that thought Jack! Now is not a good time. Just wait another 2 minutes while we take this commercial break.


And now back to the show >>

Day 4 - Continued

Back to the program:

Okay Jack, go ahead, what exactly was it you planned on doing? Oh right, this could be interesting.

Jack you just couldn’t wait till he was officially moved out before you romantically hugged her?
Yes, I understand #1 Hugh Dowery is moving out and no longer competition, but now he is a townie and can come by and knock over the trash can.

And? Nothing… his cab shows up, he’s not happy with the events he just witnessed but he is compelled to leave the premises.

Oh well it didn’t take him long to get over Mary now did it?

Group Date - Hot Tub
Another picture not taken… darn technical difficulties… yup, that is what it was… couldn’t be the lack of me taking the proper photos, no, it couldn’t be that! According to my notes, the odd man out of the hot tub was #4 Buddy Toall.

1 on 1 - Single Share Interest
Look at these guys; they seem to be enjoying their time with the Bachelorette. Heck who wouldn’t, she is simply gorgeous.

That wasn’t too painful everyone was rather receptive, no negatives. Only 2 out of 4 pictures taken… not bad, better than the hot tub photo that is non existent.

Oh bugger, Jack has that look again. Excuse me Mary, keep drinking that drink and perhaps he will get tired of waiting for you and move on. Nothing yet, nothing… now! Oh, no a new one, what’s that? Smooch? Wow, he really is smitten. Unfortunately standing next to him is #3 Noel Edge who is also crushing on you so lets avoid another drama if we can. *fingers crossed, hoping*

Luckily the *booze* got to #3 and he went off to the facilities and #6 Juan Love came to the rescue with a pillow to the face. A second catastrophe in the making avoided.

Day 5 >>