Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Bachelor Day 03

Juss Charming:

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Day 3 brings us to the morning flirts. We go with charm because Juss is so charming, even in his Mario Bros. undies. Naturally we start the morning off with #3 Anne Wise, my favorite of the group.

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Followed with #6 Sankiro Itachi, my daughter's favorite who of course finds Juss as charming as #3 Anne did.

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Not all the women were impressed with him and his charming undies. Your loss #1 Tiffany Stuart.

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All of the women, with the exception of #1 Tiffany, were receptive to his charms including #4 Elma Munoz.

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Oh fine, in response to the threats received by your host from her daughter, it is my *ahem* pleasure to inform you that not only did #3 Anne receive pink hearts, but so did #6 Sankiro. Happy now?

*ding*
It's noon and time once again to take a look at the relationship numbers.

1. 40/21
3. 100/26
4. 25/25
5. 51/23
6. 52/38
7. 48/27

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Second casualty-elimination is #4 Elma Munoz!

Elma: I don't get it. He flirted with me this morning and I'm going home?
He flirted with all of you one by one this morning.
Elma: What? The dog!
No, he was just following his contract. He has no choice but to flirt with everyone this morning.
Elma: Oh... well, I guess that makes a difference.

Group Date - Hot Tub
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How lovely, thank you ladies for joining our bachelor for today's hot tub date and we find the other one is empty. That seems to be a common theme here, if you recall last season...

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I see we have our first buffet belly, perhaps joining in the hot tub would have been a wiser choice for you #7 Francis Foster.

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#7 Francis, you don't seem to learn your lesson very well. Don't you know alcohol is fattening?

1 on 1 - Chess
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So you're our first chess match... nice of you to pull yourself away from the buffet table and join us. What? Sensitivity classes? Now? I'm in the middle of a broadcast here!

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Guest host: Ha, so conversation with Mom's favorite #3 Anne Wise didn't go too well. I'm sure she will be disappointed when she hears about this. I'll be sure to call her after the show.

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And if our Bachelor can't play chess with my favorite #6 Sankiro, he's talking to another contestant #5 Lara House about my favorite #6 Sankiro. Remember that name folks, I may have been wrong about Juss last season, but he was saving himself for this season!

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Finally we give our Bachelor the one on one date he was waiting for. #6 Sankiro Itachi and our Bachelor had a very pleasant one on one chess date.

Come back tomorrow for our next edition of the Bachelor when I'm sure Mom will be back from her sensitivity classes. This is her daughter filling in, bye!

Day 4 >>

1 Comments:

At 6:53 AM, Anonymous *Sparkle*Sam* said...

i wonder if franis' pot belly will affect her relastionship with juss..hmm....*stroks pretend beard*

 

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