The Bachelorette Intros

Season 2 - The Bachelor:

Welcome back to season 2 of The Bachelorette, this season we mixed things up a bit and brought back one of our bachelors from the first season. We will be bringing in 7 lovely ladies who will vie for his love and hopefully his hand in marriage.

Um, well now, who do we have here. Greetings Indabocks family... what brings you to the Mansion?

Jack: They finally finished building our new home.
Mary: Yes, its simply adorable with our own lake and such a breathtaking view.
That doesn't explain why you two are still here... the new season starts shooting today, you two were suppose to leave with your household goods prior to the start of this show. So, really, why are you two here?
Jack: Oh we were asked by the producers to introduce the next contestants and welcome back the bachelor.
Oh lovely lets start then shall we?













Lovely group of girls... nothing special about their names... why is that exactly?
Mary: Oh that would be your daughter's doing. She created and hand picked her favorites and here they are for everyone's viewing pleasure.
Right then, and which bachelor did we bring back for the challenge? My favorite Hugh Dowery I presume?
Jack: Gods no, your daughter picked her favorite.. not yours. By the way, I don't appreciate being your second favorite...
Hey at least you are Mary's favorite! Let's see who she picked shall we?

The Bachelor

Welcome back our bachelor...

Hey there Juss! Welcome back to the mansion, its a pleasure to see you... and my daughter's too.
Juss: Thanks, and especially thank your daughter for me, will you please?



Mary: Juss! You look wonderful, how is life treating you?
Juss: Mary, Jack... married life has been good to you. You look absolutely radiant Mary!
Mary: Oh they tend to say that about expectant mothers.

Jack: Okay a few words of advice my friend. Don't take this too seriously. The women may be emotional towards the end. You just find that one and focus on her. Everything will turn out just fine.


We'll be back with the show after this commercial break...

Day 01 >>

Bachelor Day 01

Meet & Greet:

Welcome to the mansion ladies, make yourselves at home. Our bachelor is waiting in the living room with refreshments.

Nicely done Juss, bring all the ladies in with cool refreshments while you check them all out. Bravo, you learned something from last season I see.

What's this? Juss goes in for an admire. Kudos, #4 Elma Munoz is loving it.

Hold on there, #5 Lara House. Too much too soon, take notes from #4 Elma.

See #5 Lara, that is how its done, subtle admiration goes much farther at a first meeting. Smooth #4 Elma, very smooth.

Its time for our first meal, who makes it to the table? Let's see who we have... #4 Elma Munoz, #5 Lara House and #7 Francis Foster.

Apparently someone else was watching last season as well. #1 Tiffany Stuart slips in as soon as there is a vacant seat. She must have been taking notes from Jack Indabocks.

Speaking of clever contestants, #6 Sankiro Itachi manages to pull our Bachelor's attention away from the others with a game of bowling.

Unfortunately for her, #5 Lara House got wind of it and joined in on the fun.

As luck would have it #1 Tiffany Stuart also got in on the fun.

Too much fun for #5 Lara, she never made it back in to the house. Perhaps she should watch her alcohol intake. The desert air can play havoc on a person.

And this would explain the second empty bed upstairs. #7 Francis Foster didn't quite make it to the bedroom either. I suppose the competition is tougher on these ladies than it was on the men.

Day 02 >>

Bachelor Day 02

First Farewell:

Our Bachelor didn't manage to get to a table as quickly as the women did. He made himself comfortable at another table as #2 Sarah Bellum joins him for a private moment.

Oh my, #6 Sankiro Itachi has managed to capture our Bachelor's interest. Yes, he finds you quite attractive #6.

I just couldn't help myself. I had to post this one. If you take a good look, the Bachelor has decided to corner some women in to the restroom to play a little hackeysack. Only the maid is there to clean and one of the bachelorettes needs to use the facilities. It was nearing noon and I really needed to sort this out. The more I moved them, the more they kept coming back in. Sims, what can you do?

*ding*
That is the mark of time. It's noon and time to take a look at the relationship numbers.

1. 47/13
2. 15/10
3. 36/16
4. 20/20
5. 24/12
6. 40/28
7. 24/21


First casualty-elimination is #2 Sarah Bellum!
Sarah: The only real time we spent together was over breakfast. I'm obviously not competitive enough or I would have gotten more time with Juss. He's real sweet and I wish him luck.
Such a great sport she is. Will we see her next season?
Sarah: No thanks, I'm done with reality television. No offense to the network, but I will go back to the old fashioned way of finding myself a soul mate.

Group Date - Hot Tub
These ladies have made their way in to the hot tub to be with the Bachelor. The others sat patiently waiting in the second hot tub for the one on one chats to start.

1 on 1 - Single Chat
We seem to have a great conversation going on. Juss you smooth talking sim, you have her dazzled. Shall we move on to our next conversation?

Oh not good, #4 Elma Munoz may have done well the first day and getting a prime spot in the hot tub, but we definitely have an "eh" of a conversation. Next!

Gosh, #1 Tiffany Stuart has bored the man right out of his gourde. Definitely, NEXT!

Ah saving best for last, clever sim that he is... and a wonderful conversation is had. Okay everyone is welcome to get out of the hot tubs and mingle, eat, drink... and what not.

And this is a prime example of what not... these two are quickly becoming friends. Much to the joy of my daughter.

Um, ladies.. there are beds upstairs. Ladies? Sims please note the beds on the second floor are much more comfortable than these chairs... hello? Why do I bother?

And we end today with a bit of gossip. Did you know my favorite and my daughter's favorite are also two of our Bachelor's favorites? Neither did we... I made it up because I want it to be true. Time will tell if I'm right or just talking smack.


Day 3 >>

Bachelor Day 03

Juss Charming:

Day 3 brings us to the morning flirts. We go with charm because Juss is so charming, even in his Mario Bros. undies. Naturally we start the morning off with #3 Anne Wise, my favorite of the group.

Followed with #6 Sankiro Itachi, my daughter's favorite who of course finds Juss as charming as #3 Anne did.

Not all the women were impressed with him and his charming undies. Your loss #1 Tiffany Stuart.

All of the women, with the exception of #1 Tiffany, were receptive to his charms including #4 Elma Munoz.

Oh fine, in response to the threats received by your host from her daughter, it is my *ahem* pleasure to inform you that not only did #3 Anne receive pink hearts, but so did #6 Sankiro. Happy now?

*ding*
It's noon and time once again to take a look at the relationship numbers.

1. 40/21
3. 100/26
4. 25/25
5. 51/23
6. 52/38
7. 48/27


Second casualty-elimination is #4 Elma Munoz!
Elma: I don't get it. He flirted with me this morning and I'm going home?
He flirted with all of you one by one this morning.
Elma: What? The dog!
No, he was just following his contract. He has no choice but to flirt with everyone this morning.
Elma: Oh... well, I guess that makes a difference.

Group Date - Hot Tub
How lovely, thank you ladies for joining our bachelor for today's hot tub date and we find the other one is empty. That seems to be a common theme here, if you recall last season...

I see we have our first buffet belly, perhaps joining in the hot tub would have been a wiser choice for you #7 Francis Foster.

#7 Francis, you don't seem to learn your lesson very well. Don't you know alcohol is fattening?

1 on 1 - Chess
So you're our first chess match... nice of you to pull yourself away from the buffet table and join us. What? Sensitivity classes? Now? I'm in the middle of a broadcast here!

Guest host: Ha, so conversation with Mom's favorite #3 Anne Wise didn't go too well. I'm sure she will be disappointed when she hears about this. I'll be sure to call her after the show.

And if our Bachelor can't play chess with my favorite #6 Sankiro, he's talking to another contestant #5 Lara House about my favorite #6 Sankiro. Remember that name folks, I may have been wrong about Juss last season, but he was saving himself for this season!

Finally we give our Bachelor the one on one date he was waiting for. #6 Sankiro Itachi and our Bachelor had a very pleasant one on one chess date.

Come back tomorrow for our next edition of the Bachelor when I'm sure Mom will be back from her sensitivity classes. This is her daughter filling in, bye!

Day 4 >>